because my life is crap and nothing ever goes right i lost my license and my school id this afternoon. which by itself is really only a minor annoyance because all i’d have to do is wait in line for a week and pay 20 dollars for being an idiot. nbd

except lol no why would it be that easy? when my parents got divorced, my mom left and took all our important documents because “your father will lose them.” okay fine whatever, but my mom has been fighting us on giving us our birth certificates for years for some fucking bizarre reason (maybe i’m adopted) but i texted her before asking if she had it and she said yes. so then i explained the situation and she backtracked “well i don’t think dad ever gave it back to me.” no you psycho, he never had them TO BEGIN WITH. so i told her that and she said she’d look. three hours ago. no answer back. i’m giving her the benefit of the doubt because i am an absolute moron but what the fuck mom? i don’t want my birth certificate just to fucking play with it, I DON’T HAVE A LICENSE. I CAN’T GET A NEW ONE WITHOUT IT. like am i just supposed to go on my merry way and drive fucking everywhere WITHOUT A LICENSE?????? also on a sidenote i obviously can’t buy cigarettes and oh sweet baby jesus am i mad